They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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