i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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