i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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