They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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