He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She's the barista slut.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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