Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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