i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
send nudes
from the living room?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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