why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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