guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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