I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i now understand why vodka
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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