You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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