the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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