I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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