How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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