i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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