32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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