That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
