real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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