I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
