ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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