He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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