I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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