i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
