I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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