Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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