Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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