and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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