Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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