i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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