Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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