And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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