i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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