There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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