sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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