and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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