I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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