He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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