This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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