Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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