Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It's just like the Real World with babies
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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