The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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