Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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