Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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