just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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