HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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