found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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