nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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