White coat. Heels.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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