I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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