ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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