We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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